Saturday 10 August 2019

Getting That Medal

Looking back, I've been super-chill about updating the blog and it's because, simply, writing 'went for a bike ride' every week may have lost the audience. That said, I now have some news.

During May I was able to increase my long ride on a Friday to a consistent 50 miles, taking one week in every four to do two hours on the indoor bike as a bit of a rest/reward/watching TV while the children were out. During June I snuck in a 60 miler and, every time I went out on the bike, I felt ready to do a 100 miler. I was beyond knackered on my return admittedly, yet I would happily have completed Ride London at almost any point and dreamed of the London Classics medal more and more as the date got closer.

I supplemented my long rides with an hour-long indoor bike session on Mondays and Wednesdays as I didn't want to spend all week cycling and it gave me a chance to spend some time with my children, even if it was just watching the TV. My Tuesday runs continued and that was essentially my training plan - no intervals, no speedwork, just hop on and rotate the legs.

Ride London had been moved to August 4th rather than the last weekend in July which made me particularly antsy, although the weather was glorious on RL day as opposed to windy and showery the week before so I wasn't complaining too loudly. Once again I was paranoid about getting up on time, punctured tyres and spending another event sat in the pub, watching Formula One while everyone else completed the ride around me. Anxiety is not my friend, though it visits any time I have to do something mildly athletic.

The rear calipers were leaking on the car three weeks before we made our way to London, meaning further expense as I had to get them repaired. This, along with the almost shredded tyre that was replaced at the same time, played on my mind for the whole journey up along with my paranoia that someone would steal the bike at a service station. Upon arriving at Beckton Premier Inn I wheeled the new (yet recently serviced) Giant Contend into my hotel room and re-dressed it with all of the bags I'd removed before the trip, again envisaging them blowing onto the motorway without me knowing. I filled them full of Cadburys Brunch Bars, my fuel from RL 2018, along with peanuts and sweets to help me out when I needed salt and sugar. Five Brunch bars is my limit, it seems. After the fifth I had to wipe my dry mouth and it looked like I'd used my long sleeved T-shirt as toilet roll. Still, supplements for later I thought.

My intention was to spend as little time as possible at the expo in the ExCel centre in London, though I was tricked into a massage by my ever-caring wife. I thought I'd slept funny the night before driving up as both of the ligaments in my neck were tight and painful, not helped by a six hour car journey. The massage helped the right side, though the left was still very sore on the Sunday morning. This didn't affect my cycling fortunately, yet I was ordered to have another massage by the masseuse as the knots in my back muscles could be used to anchor aircraft carriers. This is on my to-do list.




I left at 6am on the day, my pen opening at 7am and my start time being 8.08am. I was appreciative of the extra hour, knowing the cut off is 5.30pm since the elite riders have a bit of a race in the evening. Last year a rider spoke to me extensively about his previous rides, including an Iron Man event, yet this year I was pleased to have no conversation and to just listen to those around me admitting their own trepidation and concerns.

It is pleasing to report that in two years of riding I have never had a puncture yet I have practiced changing them and even considered marathon tyres, changing my mind after trying to fit them! I figured an easy change tyre with four punctures is better than spending a week changing marathon tyres and the new tyres on the Giant meant I just had to watch where I was riding to avoid them altogether. RL 2018 saw punctures for other riders from 15 miles in, RL 2019 had a retirement from punctures at mile one so it's no wonder cyclists fear the metal on the ground so much. One tyre went with an almighty bang and was followed by a rider suggesting that they couldn't fix a puncture, something I would consider must-have knowledge for cyclists.

The course was pretty much as I remembered it, nice and flat until mile 45 with a small hill, then Leith Hill, then Box Hill. I'd been warned about Wimbledon Hill at mile 90 since so many forget it and have to ride unprepared, although it's no Sithney Common Hill (Or even Buckett's Hill, for that matter) so wasn't too much of an issue. I was feeling spent towards the top of Leith Hill, getting off to push as close to the top as I could make it. At mile 58 I felt defeated as I'd ridden up with no problems the year before, yet I discovered that I hadn't changed down on my front set and had ridden 75% of Leith Hill in mid-gear. I made a mental note to change right down for Box Hill and started to enjoy myself from mile 70.




The last 20 miles were my best yet on a bike, flying through the streets of London past mile markers that seemed everywhere. There had been numerous stops along the way where cyclists were required to push bikes and walk, adding at least an hour to mine and others times. I consider myself one of the lucky ones as Leith and Box Hill were closed early due to crashes and a fallen tree yet I'd been able to scale them both and still make it back to the finish line in time. I felt a lot of sympathy for a poor woman who had fallen off at mile 96 as she was holding her shoulder and clearly in a lot of pain. I hoped that she would make it to the end but, with an hour to go and a bad injury, I considered that she was probably resigned to a worse fate than mine from RL 2018.

After crossing the finishing line we were advised that a number of medals had not been delivered and that would mean waiting for them in the post. Many riders were clearly disappointed, particularly those in their first event, yet I was quite happy since I knew that my London Classics medal was waiting for me a little further on. I was trying to contain my excitement, eventually deciding to bound past the other riders as safely as I could to grab my prize for a year of running, a year of swimming and two years of cycling. It is possible to get another Classics medal if I did all three events again, though I'm quite happy just to have the one in my collection. As it stands, there are around 1,465 members of the Hall of Fame, meaning I'm likely to be one of the first 1,700 recipients of a medal that is better suited to actual athletes rather than full-time pasty enthusiasts.

Although I had my own place I chose to ride to raise funds for JDRF, a charity close to my heart, and they provided a picnic in the park after the ride. This is a great tip - fundraising = sandwiches. I struggled to eat much after the ride since my stomach had shrunk to a minuscule size but the offer was more than welcome.

After returning to the hotel my insides woke up and demanded to be fed. My long-suffering and very beautiful wife drove in London for the first time to get me a small chicken snack and a pitcher of lager from the bar, both of which were well received following such a journey. I was able to take my medal off, something I'd been unable to do following my initial London Marathon run as it felt so important to me, yet I still had to keep an eye on it just in case it fell between the furniture or was stolen by bandits in the middle of the night. I doubt it would be worth anything on the medal black market but to me it's hours of training in every kind of weather and includes recovering from the heartbreak of not being able to finish in 2018.




I have now returned to running and have a place in the New York marathon this year, after which I hope to do the Berlin marathon. In school I used to skip P.E. whenever possible and could barely run a mile, now I have the option to do half of the World Marathon Majors and a big, metal disc that says I've finished the greatest events London has to offer.





Friday 19 April 2019

Spring has Spreng

With good weather upon us I felt it was finally time to move from the warm, cosy indoor bike to the treacherous, inconsistent actual bike and to see what I've lost over the winter in terms of fitness.

I have around 14 weeks until Ride London, my place is secure and so I've dived back into 40 mile long rides. I'm pleased to say I'm achieving the distance yet I've lost a bit of speed which I'll be trying to get back. As well as the long ride I'll be doing an intermediate 20 miler on a Sunday and two short 5's during the week with a short run on one of the spare days just in case I need to do a marathon or owt at some point.

I've also applied for my Classics medal with London Marathon 2013 and Swim Serpentine 2018 in the bag but I'm well aware that 100 miles seperates me from the shiny stuff. Oh, plus all the training.

Wednesday 2 January 2019

Training for Ride London - Attempt 2

Here's an update for those who are new to the blog or have just plain forgotten. In 2013 I ran the London Marathon, in 2017 London Marathon Events introduced the London Classics medal and so in 2018 I swam two miles around the Serpentine Lake...really slowly.

I also cycled over 1,000 miles last year in training for Ride London, a 100 mile route, the third and final stage of my London Classics attempt (although I did it before the swim so it would have been my second stage). Unfortunately my freehub broke outside The Tree on Box Hill pub, I lost power to the rear wheel and so I had to stop after just 70 flooded, shoe soaking miles.

I swapped the old bike for a shiny new one and I am once again participating in Ride London for JDRF, a charity close to my heart. I will post important updates on here but, if you don't hear from me until August 4th, know that I am only cycling this year. Cycling until my legs fall off. Should I achieve this I will finally gain the medal that I have dreamed of for almost two years and that, by rights, I feel I should never have looked towards due to an early career of crisps and gravy....oh, and also the fact I couldn't swim at the start of last year.

Monday 24 September 2018

Swim Serpentine 2018

An awful lot has happened recently so let me bring this page back up to speed. Firstly, it was new bike day at the beginning of September. I traded in the Specialised despite it only needing a new rear wheel as I wanted to cleanse my soul. I also wanted a new bike. I am now the proud owner of a Giant Contend 1 which is shiny and black and shiny. It has been fitted with all of the bags from my old bike and is ready to go next August when I compete for a Ride London medal once more.



Secondly, in a fit of madness, I signed up to Falmouth triathlon which was run by IntoTri. I say a fit of madness because I found out the race existed on the Tuesday, dawdled a bit until entries closed, then emailed to grab an on-the-day entry before the race last Sunday. I had a chance to practice transitioning from bike to run on the Wednesday and finished my training with a short cycle on the Friday. By Sunday I had visualised every piece of kit I would need and put it in place.

I loved the race itself; the distances were perfect for my level of training and, although I was last out of the water by quite a margin, I managed to gain a couple of places on the cycle to stop me coming dead last. I've always had a bit of a ludicrous issue with coming last despite not being a strong swimmer or particularly in to fitness since I only ramp up training when I'm entering an event. I am essentially an unfit blob who occasionally does distance events. My aim was to get through it and I achieved this by pushing until the finish line was in sight - my first and probably last triathlon, done. I have great respect for anyone who does triathlons regularly as the discipline is something else and Falmouth marked the end of a seven series event which I essentially tagged on the end of so big thanks to the organisers for letting me give it a go.


With just one week to prepare for Swim Serpentine I was really feeling the pressure. Again, I didn't want to come last for the swim yet I was aware of how badly I'd trained during the year for the event. I still couldn't get my head in the water when swimming which I have found is an absolute must. Definitely do not partake in swimming if you can't put your face in the water. It sounds daft but that was my situation.

With this in mind I set off for my wave at 11.45pm on Saturday and felt very slow the whole way round. The water was flat as it's in a lake, much flatter than the sea at Gyllingvase beach had been  a week before, yet it was evident very early on that I had wandered into the wrong event. Although I remained bouyant my pace was horrific and I was assigned a marshal on a kayak who was absolutely brilliant and patient for following my sorry hide around the course.

The event is very well organised and around 5,000 swimmers took part that day including 2,200 who did the two mile course. I am not proud to announce that I came dead last, number 2,200, and can only put in a mild claim that I beat anyone who dropped out which seems incredibly mean. That said, there was a swimmer who completed the one mile course in two hours 57 minutes, slightly faster than my three hours and three minute time for the two miles so I didn't feel completely defeated. All of this is utterly ridiculous as my plan was to go out and swim two miles; target achieved.


I now have a London Marathon and Swim Serpentine medal to go with a very unexpected triathlon medal and, with one event to go, a London Classics medal is well in sight. Unfortunately I have to wait until next August to see if my attempt will be successful yet I will endeavour to keep everyone updated either way.

One last word to the organisers and marshals at Swim Serpentine - thanks. The event is superb and I would urge anyone who can swim to give it a go, even if it's the half or one mile events. Just remember to take a bin bag with you to put your wetsuit in afterwards as you'll get funny looks dripping all over the Underground and it'll be pretty obvious where it's all coming from.


Thursday 16 August 2018

Triathlon Trepidation

It's been a great day.

After under achieving at Ride London I've continued to cycle as I don't want to be unfit for Swim Serpentine, however I also treated myself to a new pair of running shoes to build up a few miles as I intend to go back to running after the swim.

All year I've been asked when my triathlon is because I was a runner taking up cycling and swimming so it was a natural assumption. I'm still not 100% sure I could ever do a triathlon, however I looked up the components of a sprint distance event and decided to try them all in one day to see if it is mildly achievable - a lazy triathlon, if you will.

To do this I had to run 5km (3.1 miles), cycle 25km (12 miles) and swim 750 metres (0.47 miles). Granted they were in reverse order but I was invited to a BBQ 12 miles away that was right by the sea and realised I could try them all out in one go. I started running at 6.45am and had a bit of a gap until I jumped on the bike after which I had to don my wetsuit and threw myself into the sea at around midday. I genuinely enjoyed every aspect of this experiment and confidently believe I could do a sprint tri if not an olympic event which involves double the distances.

I don't have the willpower to practice the transitions so will put it on the back burner for now yet I was pleased to munch away at the grilled goods knowing that I had really earned them.

[N.B. I have done more than this during the week, I just haven't recorded it..!]


Friday 3 August 2018

70/100

Everything was in place for last Sunday and every obstacle that kept me up was overcome. I got my bike to the start at the right time, had everything prepared as planned and yet...

After starting I was feeling pretty annoyed that it was raining. It's been hot all Summer, it's hot afterwards, why not then? This melted away as the rain soaked in as it wasn't too cold and, by mile 20, I was more than happy to ride in the rain. I was obsessed with punctures and took five inner tubes with me, finding people were out repairing theirs by mile 15. Some people had as many as seven over the course of the ride; I'd had none over 1,000 miles of training and, as it turned out, none on the ride itself. I believe this was because I've been running my tyres at 70 PSI, well below the recommended pressure but enough to keep the rubber inflated. 

I also managed to eat every fifteen miles - it was a Cadburys Brunch Bar every time yet it seemed to push me along just nicely. Every time my energy dropped I had some already waiting to burst out. Gels? Not for me. Oats and chocolate every time.

This meant I didn't have to stop at all over the ride and made it past Leith Hill and Box Hill, two adversaries I'd worried about yet I cycled up them both by dropping down my gears and just rotating away. At the top of Box Hill, on mile 70, just before the big downhill drop to the finish, my pedalling became too easy. My freehub had broken and I had no drive to the back wheel to which the mechanic told me I couldn't go on and there was no way for them to fix it. I was desperate, looking around for a spare bike regardless of condition just so I could finish the race. It wasn't to be and, two hours later at The Tree pub, I was picked up and dropped to the nearest station.

My bike had let me down after nine months on the road together. It took about an hour for me to accept that I'd dropped out and then I thought sod it...let's just go again next year. I got in touch with JDRF and they've offered me a charity place for 2019 which means I just need to keep up my training and push it up again next May. Ironically I have a 30 mile charity ride for JDRF this Saturday, the missing miles from my great Ride London adventure. Oh, and I still have to swim two miles in the Serpentine next month.

Sunday 8 July 2018

All Downhill

Here's where I am...

Last Monday I went for a long swim, long enough for my wife to scour the beach as she'd lost me in the water and for a kayaker to make sure I was alright after my shoe almost came off and I had to shake it back on, giving the impression I was drowning. After an hour and 20 minutes swimming against the tide I achieved a mile which I'm ultra happy with. Following a sixty mile ride, and another fifty last Friday, I finally feel like I'm ready to do this.

I'm into the tapering section of training and, as with running, have gone for the suggested 75%, 50%, 25% in the last three weeks of riding. It's hard to know whether to shorten each ride by that amount or drop a ride that adds up to it so this week for the 75% taper I've dropped the 30 mile Sunday ride. Next week I'll be doing 40 miles on the Friday with just the static bike and the short rides in between while the week before the ride sees a 30 miler at the weekend, tops. This is all to reduce fatigue as there's no chance of gaining much fitness in the last three weeks before an event; that all needs to come well before.

Next stop, Ride London on July 29th. I have a sponsorship site available if you do have a little to spare.